It’s time for holiday parties, Sir, and I just would like you to know that I’m more than willing to be the nasty little elf that takes care of all your party guests. It will be so embarrassing to be all dressed up like an elf, but you know that I would do anything for you. You mentioned to me recently that you wanted to get me all coked up and get me to do things that would make my mother ashamed that she had given birth to me if she ever found out.
You didn’t tell me what those things were, but I’m sure you’ll tell me when we talk. But don’t you think, Sir, that I’ve already done things for you that would make my mother ashamed of me? Remember the last time you used me and you fucked me in the ass and made me clean my own shit off your cock with my mouth? Or how about the time that you took me to confession and made me seduce the priest? You told me I would have to sleep outside in a dog house if I didn’t. I hope it’s nothing like that, but if it is, I’ll do it, because I don’t want you to be disappointed in me.
