I have to prepare myself for hardcore anal cum slut phone sex, otherwise things could get pretty messy. Most of the time, I can take a power pole up my tailpipe with no problem whatsoever. Every now and then, though, my dunger gets drilled so deep and hard it stirs up my shit factory and gets the evacuation process started a little too early. Throw a high pressure shot of cream into the mix and that makes for an extremely volatile situation.
My dirt pipe loving doms are going to want to dip their big dicks in and out, from my ass to my pussy then back again, over and over. They all do it without fail. Knowing that, I almost always take the proper steps to shine up my shit shack as much as possible so I can hopefully avoid a yeast infection or something worse. I mostly clean out my crapper to keep my cunt from rotting and going rogue, I’m not really worried about how much shit my dom has to deal with.
If his cock is covered in crap then I don’t want it in my hooha. Sometimes it happens and I’m mortified every damn time. Not keeping my backdoor dick drainer cleaned out is my fault, I should know better. Getting my pretty pussy pounded by a poo covered fuck stick is my punishment for that. If my slit is lucky, he’ll let me clean his creamer off with my mouth first. If not, I’ll need a shit ton of Monistat for sure. I’d prefer not having my ass fucking sessions devolve into scat phone sex, but sometimes shit happens.